” Thomas Jack is Not Tropical “
Not everything here will make sense.
Some of it might not even be true.
But it’s honest.
And honestly? That might be the best kind of wisdom there is.
Dave Metrics
A highly scientific analysis of our greatest hits, weirdest sayings, and most questionable moments of enlightenment.
150
Quotes Debated
We argued about them for hours. Most of us still don’t know what they mean.
7500+
Brain Cells Lost
Some quotes change your life. These mostly just made us tilt our heads and squint.
300
Total Gems
Give or take. The Gems are worth the wait!
500
People Who Pretended to Get It
We see you. We love you.
“SaturDave offers a fresh perspective that has truly transformed how I approach reflection and growth”
Erich Jackson
Community Advocate
“Growing up with Dave was like living next to a fortune cookie factory that occasionally caught fire. Most of what he said made no sense… until it did. And once it did, you couldn’t unhear it. That’s the magic of Dave.”
Dan Juzwiak
Dave’s Brother
Quotes That Probably Shouldn’t Be on a T-Shirt (But Are)
1. “The only thing you learn is by doing”
2. “Wisdom is what you get when you don’t get what you want”
3 “Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep”
4 “You can lead a fish to water, but you can’t make the horse drink it”
5. “Superman has 2 lives”
6. “Free lunch always cost more than paying for it yourself”
7. “it’s better to be silent and let people think you are an idiot than open your mouth and confirm it”
8. “The trojan horse goes to the person who helped hide the idea”
9. “i don’t do things that i haven’t done: unless i don’t know that I have done them”
10. “Port, Starboard, these are just words you say when you’re on a boat. No one knows what they mean”
11. …. Stay tuned for more.
Reflection: Unlocking Your Inner Voice
What inspired the creation of Saturdave?
Saturdave was built as a haven for introspection, community, and timeless wisdom.
How often is new content added?
Fresh reflections and updates are shared weekly to keep the experience engaging.
Can I contribute my insights or quotes?
Yes, we welcome guest contributions! Please email us any content you think should be added.
Are all events open to the public?
Some of you might be thinking…what events? Stay tuned…